New Radio Ad: "Calling in Sick"
When you get the chance to vote, you cast your ballot.
When you have a job to do, you show up to work.
Shouldn't we expect the same from our Senators? Check out this new radio ad:
"Calling In Sick":
Forward it to your friends and family! The script of the ad is below.
For more information on Sen. Lieberman's missed votes, check out http://truthaboutjoe.com.
Title: “Calling In Sick” :60
AS-RECORDED
(SFX: TELEPHONE RINGING)
OPERATOR: U.S. Senate
JOE LIEBERMAN SOUND-A-LIKE: Hi, it’s Joe. I can’t make it in today, I’m sick. (cough, cough).
ANNCR: As your Senator, Joe Lieberman missed one out of every four votes the past three years.
(SFX: TELEPHONE RINGING)
OPERATOR: U.S. Senate
JOE LIEBERMAN SOUND-A-LIKE: Hey, me again…I’ve got an impacted wisdom tooth…
ANNCR: He wasn’t there to cast the deciding vote to crack down on lobbying abuses at the Office of Homeland Security. So it didn’t happen.
(SFX: TELEPHONE RINGING)
JOE LIEBERMAN SOUND-A-LIKE: …Trick knee…oww…
(SFX: TELEPHONE RINGING)
JOE LIEBERMAN SOUND-A-LIKE: …pet emergency…
(SFX: TELEPHONE RINGING)
JOE LIEBERMAN SOUND-A-LIKE: Ahh…mental health day…
ANNCR: He wasn’t there to cast the deciding vote to increase funding to protect our cities from terrorism. So that didn’t happen, either.
(SFX: TELEPHONE RINGING)
JOE LIEBERMAN SOUND-A-LIKE: Ehh…The dog ate my car keys.
(SFX: TELEPHONE RINGING)
JOE LIEBERMAN SOUND-A-LIKE: gotta (fake garbling of cell service) umm…sorry, it’s (garble garble) cutting out.
ANNCR: He didn’t show up to vote for Senator Chris Dodd’s legislation to fund body armor for our troops in Iraq.
(SFX: TELEPHONE RINGING)
JOE LIEBERMAN SOUND-A-LIKE: I gotta go to Iowa. Or is it New Hampshire today?
ANNCR: Joe Lieberman says he wants to represent Connecticut in Washington. So, where has he been? You can do something about it. Vote Ned Lamont in November.
NED: I’m Ned Lamont, I’m running for U.S. Senate, and I approved this message.
PEOPLE: And so do we!
ANNCR: Paid for by Ned Lamont for Senate